How the Lutyens' media would have spun the 9 Baje 9 Minute Initiative
- In Current Affairs
- 08:52 AM, Apr 06, 2020
- Sumona Chakraborty
A particular group of Journalists in India, popularly known as Lutyens Journalists are known to be biased against the present Government at the Centre led by PM narendra Modi. They, along with their contacts abroad follow a standard template to spread misinformation. Let’s analyse that.
PM Modi appealed to people of India to switch off lights (only lights, nothing else) in their houses on 5th April at 9 pm for 9 minutes. So, let’s see what happens when we apply the Lutyens’ Template to discredit this event. These are the possible headlines we may see.
- Huge fires caused by burning candles
- Power Grid fails in Hakuna Matata
- Poor Dalit/Muslim beaten for not switching off lights
- ABVP forcible switches of light in Hostel. A woman is injured.
- Patient dies because Doctor was burning candles
- A person attacked in darkness caused by switched off lights
- Government forces light cut
- Candle burn causes suicide
- Hindutva goons sing Jai Shree Ram to torture Minorities during candle burning.
- A Poor Kid beaten for not burning candle
- Candle Burns a poor labourer’s Jhuggi
- Robbers rob a house of BJP supporter during Darkness
- Woman molested in Dark during Candle light
- Birds leave city due to flames from candle
- Candle burning can cause cancer : Experts
- Exposing young Children to candles is dangerous : Experts
- Candles cannot kill corona
- Person loose eyesight due to candle
- Robbers wait for lights to turn off to rob
- Lights forcible cut in Minority areas in UP under Yogi
- Murder during light cut
- Person dies due to high voltage caused by Light switching off
- High frequency burns grid in multiple places
- Grid failure (regular load shedding) across nation
- Big security threat caused by Light switching off
- Riots due to Light cut
- Hospitals see voltage shock during light cuts
- Emergency services fail for 9 minutes
- How these ‘sheros’ saved power grid by switching on extra lights. The cost of electricity would crush them but that didn’t stop them.
- How lives of poor Electricity board workers was put in Danger by PM’s call to switch off lights. How they worked under Rain, lightening, flood, hail, snow, cyclone, tsunami etc., to keep the essential services running.
- Is India Moving back to Evil cult rituals by Burning lights at an ‘auspicious’ hour of day?
- Why Upper caste Manuvadi Aryans pushing their fire worship Rituals on Moolniwasis?
- What message does the candle burning sends to Dalits who were once banned from Fire Rituals.
Excerpt.
“No ritual was ever done by PM for integrating us With society. If they can burn a candle for Corona, why can’t they eat with us. Are we lower than Corona.” -The Yindoo
- How Fire ritual is essential part of Celebration by Aryan Invaders for Victory over natives.
- Despite 150 years of ban on Sati, the fire ritual is still the symbol of Brahmanical Patriarchy. Excerpt “Fire was once a proof of woman’s chastity which even one of the most revered Goddess Sita couldn’t save herself from it. It took lives of millions of widows”
- How Modi is Increasingly taking India to dark ages
- By promoting hindu Cult practices, is Modi elevating himself to a Deity ?
- How this electricity cut may be an economic compulsion.
Excerpt
“Slowing economy with Poor electricity board and high consumption of electricity may result in large scale bankruptcy. Is this a test case for an upcoming large scale power cut“ -The Yindoo
- Mission PoK behind Candle light show ?
Excerpt..
During previous wars with Pakistan, electricity cuts were done over major cities. Can this be a test case for upcoming war with Pakistan. As a Kid Modi may have experienced it “
-Jordindian Express
- Taking advantage of Dark, Semen filled balloons thrown at Minority women - Andhi TV
- Lockdown plus No light. Is Modi government pushing the people into Slowdown Mentality since the slowdown cannot be manipulated anymore ?
- Mughals, despised by BJP supporters, brought the Candles to India that they are using for their Propaganda.
- Much before Modi, ShahJahan started the tradition of Lights at Night in India. “Shahjahan, a hated figure in Hindutva circles, started the festival of lights in India “ - The Tyre
- Modi copies Nehru again. Candle Lights were Lit at the night of 14th august when India got its freedom. -Chuha
- Modi’s naked Show of Popularity signals bad days for minority. Excerpt..“ On his one call millions of Indian banged utensils few days ago. But not content with this, he has again urged them to light candles. If successful, this would be first times since Hitler someone is moving the masses like that “
- Modi’s call to light candles brings back memories of burning Gujarat. -(some Rana?)
- Can candles burn problems of Youth in India ? Can it feed poor ? Can it give employment ? Can it solve NPA ? Can it Help Dalits ? Can it help Minorities? Can it save corona patients ? Can it buy ventilators ? Can it stop riots ? Can it stop Lynchings ?
- India’s Modi threatens Muslims with Fire consequences. Literally!!
- Modi looking to burn away corona. -Asslan
- 100 people died while India was burning candles. Due to lack of PPE, many are under risk of corona while government is busy with another spectacle.
- Millions of candles burned away in spectacle creating scarcity for poor students during exam times. - Suhasini
Note: This is a satirical piece.
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